Charles van Heck's Woodhull Journal

Humor

  • THE FRIDAY JIMPLECUTE

    In 2000, a clump of gas and dust was forming in the stellar nursery. The mass drew more attention as it formed, began to spin and heat up in its core in 2012. “We found ourselves wondering, would it become… Continue reading

  • Bone Spur (The Movie) El Espolón Óseo (La película)

    Scene: A dust swirl drifts across a field. Through the dust we see a ranch house. Two children are playing in the yard. A young woman is milking a goat. An older woman cooking on a grill and oven outdoors.… Continue reading

  • THE JIMPLECUTE REPORT

    By Carl A. Ten Hoopen Carl A. Ten Hoopen is the political and business reporter for the Evoraberg Independent Washington: This afternoon President Trump will sign an Executive Order banning atmospheric disturbances on his birthday. In response to questions, White… Continue reading

  • BANNING HUMOR

    “Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can… Continue reading

  • THE FRIDAY JIMPLECUTE

    By Carl A. Ten Hoopen Carl A. Ten Hoopen is the political and business reporter for the Evoraberg Independent. Business News To be a successful business person is not an easy task, but it is perhaps decidedly easier when you… Continue reading